THE Tenerife Forum Online Community - The Funhouse http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/ en Fri, 10 Sep 2010 02:09:07 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/images/styles/CrystalClean/misc/rss.png THE Tenerife Forum Online Community - The Funhouse http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/ Advice from British living abroad http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64869-Advice-from-British-living-abroad&goto=newpost Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:34:41 GMT On hearing advice from British living abroad I have been advised, Not to go to the beach on a weekend `It is full of Spanish` `Watch it when... On hearing advice from British living abroad I have been advised,

Not to go to the beach on a weekend `It is full of Spanish`

`Watch it when the Skandi`s come over they bring illnesses on the plane`

`Wouldn`t trust a foreigner`

Have you heard any tall stories ? ]]> The Funhouse Little Voice http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64869-Advice-from-British-living-abroad <![CDATA[It Was 'National Dutch Red Head Day' Today]]> http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64858-It-Was-National-Dutch-Red-Head-Day-Today&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:53:44 GMT Ok, I know it's dutch and nothing to do with Tenerife but given our Em's recent change of hair colour, I figured it would be ok to post about it. :)

Go Emma!!!! :tiphat::tiphat:

And me (as I've a hint of red) :D

Linky ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64858-It-Was-National-Dutch-Red-Head-Day-Today The Story of the Jewelled Sandals http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64838-The-Story-of-the-Jewelled-Sandals&goto=newpost Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:15:37 GMT Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a dizzy, ditsy girl who had a passion for shoes. One fine day the love of her life bought her... Once upon a time in a land far, far away there lived a dizzy, ditsy girl who had a passion for shoes.

One fine day the love of her life bought her a pair of sandals which started an adventure of great magnitude.......

The idea of this thread is for members to add their bits to the story, it doesn't have to be true and you can add as much or as little as you like

Over to you :D:D ]]> The Funhouse First Lady Supertonic http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64838-The-Story-of-the-Jewelled-Sandals Groups And Songs With Colours In The Name Game http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64837-Groups-And-Songs-With-Colours-In-The-Name-Game&goto=newpost Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:30:23 GMT Another little fun game to keep you all occupied and to allow for some chat too. :)

I'll start ........... madonna, true blue. :)

Over to you folks. :) ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64837-Groups-And-Songs-With-Colours-In-The-Name-Game My Bidet Came In Really Handy Today. http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64802-My-Bidet-Came-In-Really-Handy-Today.&goto=newpost Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:49:46 GMT (excuse the handy pun):whistle: With my legs being all over the place and sore and heavy, it came in useful as a grip to sit down on the loo and... (excuse the handy pun):whistle:

With my legs being all over the place and sore and heavy, it came in useful as a grip to sit down on the loo and get back off it. :o

So, have you used yours today (if your unfortunate enough to own one) :o ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64802-My-Bidet-Came-In-Really-Handy-Today. Funny Overheard Conversations http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64726-Funny-Overheard-Conversations&goto=newpost Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:10:17 GMT I was in a supermarket today, there was a young English couple in front of me buying an array of stuff. They'd lots of chocolate (this is the second time in my life I've heard someone say this by the way):whistle:

She said to Him .... 'They must put some special ingredient in the chocolate in Spain to stop it melting in the heat' :D:D

Over to you folks ............. ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64726-Funny-Overheard-Conversations How Do You Describe Your Hangovers? http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64681-How-Do-You-Describe-Your-Hangovers&goto=newpost Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:09:17 GMT I've had the mother of all hangovers today after an unexpected day and evening out yesterday which turned out to be the best of craic. :)

So me being me ....... I've been moaning and complaining to anyone who'd listen today that I've a head like a busted bap and I'm as sick as the proverbial pig. :o

So how do you describe yours and do you expect sympathy like I do. :D ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64681-How-Do-You-Describe-Your-Hangovers Arcade http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64628-Arcade&goto=newpost Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:27:37 GMT Help please, the background on my arcade page is dark blue, some of the print is black & I cannot read it.
How can I alter it to a light background.
Thanks. ]]> The Funhouse Leam.Lin. http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64628-Arcade Wooooohooooo The Funhouse Is Back http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64616-Wooooohooooo-The-Funhouse-Is-Back&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:04:15 GMT I've just discovered we've got the funhouse back. Thanks Signy. :clap::clap: ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64616-Wooooohooooo-The-Funhouse-Is-Back Movie Screenshot Game http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64267-Movie-Screenshot-Game&goto=newpost Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:25:33 GMT I don't know if this game will interest anyone but it's worth a go.

Basically, one posts a film screenshot and the poster who guesses the right movie posts the next one.

Example.

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Whoever guesses that the picture above is from Pulp Fiction wins and gets to throw up the next shot.

I'll start with this one ........... which movie is this screenshot from?

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]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64267-Movie-Screenshot-Game Funny Sayings From Your Home Country http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64184-Funny-Sayings-From-Your-Home-Country&goto=newpost Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:12:47 GMT Inspired by Rachael, after I heard Her saying 'as rare as hen's teeth' the other week. I'd only ever heard P say that before. :)

I'll start with an Irish one:- Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless. :)

Over to you folks. :) ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?64184-Funny-Sayings-From-Your-Home-Country The Forum Hacker or Hackers ...... What Would You Do With Him/Her/It/Them? http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?63734-The-Forum-Hacker-or-Hackers-......-What-Would-You-Do-With-Him-Her-It-Them&goto=newpost Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:21:18 GMT This is in the funhouse so hopefully it won't have any recall when it comes to legal proceedings. :D

Personally, I'd string them up and leave them to stew over a candle. :D

Then I'd sit he/she/it down and tell he/she/it how friggin sad he/she/it is. :(

Go on, try your best. :D ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?63734-The-Forum-Hacker-or-Hackers-......-What-Would-You-Do-With-Him-Her-It-Them <![CDATA[Own Up ........... What's The Craziest Thing You Did In Your Wild Days?]]> http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?63511-Own-Up-...........-What-s-The-Craziest-Thing-You-Did-In-Your-Wild-Days&goto=newpost Wed, 11 Aug 2010 22:26:53 GMT I did a runner from a French Restaurant once ........... just for the craic. :o Over to you .......... are you brave enough to own up? :D I did a runner from a French Restaurant once ........... just for the craic. :o

Over to you .......... are you brave enough to own up? :D ]]> The Funhouse Colleen http://www.thetenerifeforum.com/showthread.php?63511-Own-Up-...........-What-s-The-Craziest-Thing-You-Did-In-Your-Wild-Days