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			<title>The Best Video On YouTube .... At The Moment</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:27:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=tippexperience 
 
 
I put in ...... give the bear a hug and the hunter gave it a hug. It does what you ask it to...</description>
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I put in ...... give the bear a hug and the hunter gave it a hug. It does what you ask it to do.  :D</div>

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			<title>Check This Dude Out</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:23:11 GMT</pubDate>
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There's something very funny about him being a bit creepy with his facial...]]></description>
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There's something very funny about him being a bit creepy with his facial expressions.  :)</div>

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			<title>My Neighbour Has A Puppy To Give Away</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 20:33:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids.  
 
He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids. <br />
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He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing, and that gives her the heebie jeebies. I think she is just weird!<br />
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If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog. :D<br />
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			<title>Dude Blows His Bathroom Up Trying To Kill A Spider</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:03:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Christopher Robinson was ‘encouraged’ by his wife, Janine, to chase the arachnid – but failed to flush out the eight-legged beast when it scuttled...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Christopher Robinson was ‘encouraged’ by his wife, Janine, to chase the arachnid – but failed to flush out the eight-legged beast when it scuttled behind the toilet.<br />
The 28-year-old grabbed an aerosol can of deodorant and sprayed its highly flammable contents toward the spider, covering the surrounding floor and walls. But the lightbulb had blown – so the would-be hero sparked a lighter to get a better look...<br />
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I bet he thought his life was hanging by a thread. :o</div>

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			<title>Revenge ............. Cat Throws Woman In A Wheelie Bin</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:53:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Marital Confusion At The Races</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:03:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Mywife knowseverything ................ Thewifedoesntknow:D:D 
 
Make sure your sound it on ............ it's priceless. :D 
 
 
Linky 
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Make sure your sound it on ............ it's priceless. :D<br />
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Linky<br />
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<a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/839150-horse-racing-commentator-confused-about-what-wife-knows" target="_blank">http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddball...hat-wife-knows</a></div>

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			<title>A little Bit Of Peeling News Before Bed</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:51:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Police in guess where ............. America:D  were first alerted to the unappeeling antics when reports came in from diners at a restaurant that a...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Police in guess where ............. America:D  were first alerted to the unappeeling antics when reports came in from diners at a restaurant that a man in a costume was exposing himself.:eek:<br />
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:12:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>YouTube - ANDES TELETRANSPORTER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKDgYKSEN6M)</description>
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			<title>Free i Pad For All Forum Members</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:53:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Saved In The Nick Of Time</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:05:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[A Dude we do some work with went AWOL last Thursday, his phone just kept saying 'it has not been possible to connect your call' .......... it was so...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>A Dude we do some work with went AWOL last Thursday, his phone just kept saying 'it has not been possible to connect your call' .......... it was so unlike him. <br />
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He's going through a bit of a rough divorce and we were really worried about him, we called up four times since Friday .......... he lives in a really large remote house in the middle of no-where, we searched the grounds for a key, peeked through all the windows and couldn't see a thing. :o<br />
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So this morning, we decided that we'd go there and break in, Paddy was expecting the worse. :o  We were in the grounds talking discussing whether we should call the Police first or just break in ............. then P's phone rang ............. the bugger is in Egypt with his 'new girlfriend' :rolleyes::rolleyes::rofl:</div>

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			<title>Gents - A Novel New Way To Keep Your Valuables Safe</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:50:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>:D:D:D 
 
YouTube - www.stashitware.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxNs3WGbNNw)</description>
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			<title>Womans Trying To Sue Disney Land Saying Donald Duck Groped Her</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:08:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>A woman is suing Disney World for €35,000 claiming she was groped by Donald Duck. 
 
The 27-year-old from Pennsylvania claims the worker grabbed her...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>A woman is suing Disney World for €35,000 claiming she was groped by Donald Duck.<br />
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The 27-year-old from Pennsylvania claims the worker grabbed her breast as she tried to get his autograph in Orlando.<br />
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April Magolon said she still has flashbacks two years later and is suing for negligence, battery and emotional distress.<br />
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Disney said it had yet to see the complaint. <br />
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She's quackers if you ask me. :D<br />
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<a href="http://A woman is suing Disney World for €35,000 claiming she was groped by Donald Duck." target="_blank">Linky</a></div>

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			<title>Man Loses Court Case to Change His Name</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:32:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>From Gary Guy Mathews to Boomer the Dog. :D 
 
 
Linky...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>From Gary Guy Mathews to Boomer the Dog. :D<br />
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<a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/837856-court-rejects-mans-wish-to-change-his-name-to-boomer-the-dog" target="_blank">Linky</a><br />
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I paws for thoughts. :o</div>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:19:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 20:56:52 GMT</pubDate>
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